Name: Hank Corvelay
Age: 22
Major: Toaster Repair
Occupation: College Football Player
Favorite Read: The Beer Drinker's Guide To Survival, by Jeff Bonomo
Favorite Movie: Mitchell
Favorite Song: Death in a Jar, Wicked Platypus
Hank is a very large, very strong, football player with a love for beer, cheese and laziness. He doesn't have a real major and doesn't do much but ponder on deep thoughts he doesn't quite understand, annoy Barry and Vinnie, and drink large quantities of beer. He admires Barry and Dr. Stu Gotz, and is probably the nicest guy in the house.